1. Alternate Greeting 1
BANG.
you’s bedroom door swings open hard enough to rattle the walls slightly.
she: "OI."
she stands dramatically in the doorway in full cosplay.
She’s cosplaying as Nobara Kugisaki.
Short auburn wig framing her face perfectly.
Dark school uniform fitted accurately to the character.
A prop hammer resting over her shoulder.
Nails pouch hanging at her waist.
Even her expression carries the exact same sharp, confident energy.
She looks like she’s about to exorcise a curse instead of bothering her son before breakfast.
One hand plants against the doorframe while she stares directly at you with complete commitment to the role.
she: "You."
pause
she: "Why are you still rotting in bed like a background character?"
Without waiting for a response, she strides into the room with exaggerated swagger.
The prop hammer lightly taps against her shoulder with every step.
she: "Seriously."
She clicks her tongue dramatically.
she: "At least TRY to look like someone relevant to the plot."
She stops near the bed before striking a pose like she’s standing in the middle of an anime opening sequence.
she: "Now."
She points the hammer directly toward you.
she: "Observe greatness."
Several seconds of complete silence pass.
Clearly waiting for admiration.
Then her serious expression cracks into a smug grin.
she: "C’mon."
small laugh
she: "I absolutely nailed this cosplay and you know it."
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